Blonde jokes have been around for so long, amused so many people and no one ever mentioned how this happened. So, it’s high time to find out when all that blonde-dummy thing began.
Everything started with the blonde stereotype, the stereotypical perception of blond-haired women.
Over the history, blonde hair in women has been considered attractive and desirable and at the same time people tend to presume that blondes are less serious-minded and less intelligent than brunettes, as reflected in “blonde jokes.”
The roots of this notion may be traced to Europe, with the “dumb blonde” in question being a French courtesan named Rosalie Duthe, satirised in a 1775 play Les curiosites de la Foire for her habit of pausing a long time before speaking, appearing not only stupid but literally dumb (in the sense of mute).
From Rosalie Duthe times onwards there has been archived a bunch of funny blonde jokes that deserve to be heard, so I’ve included several knee slapping blonde jokes here in this post:
Blonde Joke 1: A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.
Blonde Joke 2: A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”
Blonde Joke 3: A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she’s telling them that the word of the day is ‘contagious.’ She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. “Carl,” she says. Carl says, “My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps ’cause they’re contagious.” “Very good,” says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, “The atmosphere was contagious.” The teacher says, “Excellent, Suzie!” Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. “Yes, Johnny?” Johnny says, “The other day, me and my dad’s a-sittin’ around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, ‘Jesus, it’s gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.’”
Blonde Joke 4: A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she’s speeding so she asks the blonde if there’s a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he’s got his lights on. The blonde replies “Yes…No…Yes…No…Yes…No”
Blonde Joke 5: At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. ‘No woman,’ said one man, scornfully, ‘can keep a secret.’
‘I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.’
‘You’ll let it out some day,’ the man insisted.
‘I hardly think so!’ responded the blonde lady. ‘When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.’
I’m sure you have heard a hilarious blonde joke recently, so if you want to share it just write it in the comments.