If you were ever doubtful about going to work naked read below and see why it’s worth doing it!!
Here is a list of top ten reasons to go to work naked…
10. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
9. So that-with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
8. Inventive way to finally attract that special person’s attention in Human Resources.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
6. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
4. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
3. No one ever steals your chair again.
2. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
… And here is the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
1. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.