Politically Correct


She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

There are not many HOMELESS people. – There are many RESIDENTIALLY FLEXIBLE INDIVIDUALS.

He is not DUMB. - He is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not UNEMPLOYED. – She is a NON-WAGED INDIVIDUAL.

He does not get DRUNK or TIPSY – He gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS – She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU – She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

He is not DUMB. - He is CEREBRALLY CHALLENGED.

He is not HORNY – He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

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One Response to Politically Correct

  1. Yulia Zhulina says:

    By the way, the second from the bottom phrase is quite right: it can be attributed to the shocking writers, poets, actors ,sportsmen and so on…

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