The Best Break-up Lines

Every ship has to sink, sooner or later, so does the relationSHIP. However, this ship is no ordinary one. It has two people on board – in most of the cases and when it sinks it rarely drowns both of them.

Here, you’ll read, let’s say the best, break-up lines:

” This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I’m single.”

“I just cant live with the pathetic tickles that you call ‘sexual thrusts’ anymore”

“I’m not saying it’s you, but I know it’s not me.”

“It’s not that you’re not hot. It’s just that you’re friend is the hottest person I’ve ever met.”

“My therapist says I can’t see you any more because you’re making me crazy.”

“I’m too old for you.”

“I really wish I could continue dating you, but I just don’t want to anymore.”

“I need more time and more space. That’s why I’m moving 12 hours and 7 states away. Yeah sure I’ll call you… the minute I get there.”

“If I have to sell my body to get the money to divorce you, I will.”

“I love you like a brother.”

“You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal – so FVCK off!”

“I regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodic
removal of unpleasantness from my life, I must terminate our

“I don’t want to be in a relationship right now”

“I need something more.”

“I’m afraid I’ve put you into the ‘friend’ category.”

“I’m not over my ex.”

One more proof that, people have been practicing a lot in Dumpsville area.

I hope you enjoyed at least in some of the lines, and I’m sure you have some more awesome break-up lines in your pockets. You can empty them in the comments below!

Let’s make lemonade, from our lemon break-up experiences.


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One Response to The Best Break-up Lines

  1. Supermalvinder says:

    humor apart! strong healthy caring from both sides humorous relationships don’t ever break…from women side…its men who go for new titties all the times…

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