Every ship has to sink, sooner or later, so does the relationSHIP. However, this ship is no ordinary one. It has two people on board – in most of the cases and when it sinks it rarely drowns both of them.
Here, you’ll read, let’s say the best, break-up lines:
” This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I’m single.”
“I just cant live with the pathetic tickles that you call ‘sexual thrusts’ anymore”
“I’m not saying it’s you, but I know it’s not me.”
“It’s not that you’re not hot. It’s just that you’re friend is the hottest person I’ve ever met.”
“My therapist says I can’t see you any more because you’re making me crazy.”
“I’m too old for you.”
“I really wish I could continue dating you, but I just don’t want to anymore.”
“I need more time and more space. That’s why I’m moving 12 hours and 7 states away. Yeah sure I’ll call you… the minute I get there.”
“If I have to sell my body to get the money to divorce you, I will.”
“I love you like a brother.”
“You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal – so FVCK off!”
“I regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodic
removal of unpleasantness from my life, I must terminate our
“I don’t want to be in a relationship right now”
“I need something more.”
“I’m afraid I’ve put you into the ‘friend’ category.”
“I’m not over my ex.”
I hope you enjoyed at least in some of the lines, and I’m sure you have some more awesome break-up lines in your pockets. You can empty them in the comments below!
Let’s make lemonade, from our lemon break-up experiences.