Because we are living in the era of social networking and (like it or not) social networks has become an essential part of our lives, you are about to read one more Facebook related article. Don’t get disappointed yet, I have a point here, I promise.
How do I begin? Well, after spending active 4 years on the most popular social network, Facebook, I’ve noticed that all my Facebook friends (including you) can be categorized in 10 prototypes, 10 types of personalities, 10 distinct characters.
OK, if you belong to a category that I somehow failed to notice thus describe please write it down in the comments below. But meanwhile enjoy reading these 10 types of Facebook friends which go as follows:
They like literally everything you post on your Facebook wall. Every time you log in onto the network you see their name in the notifications and only one thought crosses your mind is: ‘Jeez. Why I’m not surprised.’
Eventually the inevitable happens…. The more likes you get from these “friends” the more you dislike them.
2. The Facebook friends who claim they are never on Facebook yet somehow know everything everyone is doing.
If you ask these people if they’ve been on Facebook lately they’ll tell you: ‘It’s been ages since I last logged in, you know. I’ve been SO busy lately.’
But then they will ask you if you’ve seen how crappy a high school friend looks in a bikini. If you know that another high school mate has got engaged and bunch of other news that were all posted on Facebook recently. Strange, right?
3. The never-meant-to-be rock star.
He is not a rock star and he doesn’t have a band, but he feels like posting his own lyrics on Facebook 24/7. That’s just his thing, expressing himself through lyrics.
4. The girl who thinks she is a model.
OK, this girl is a model that works for free. She probably has more photos than friends and she spends most of her time going through her own snaps and commenting on them.
5. The photographer.
Photos, photos, photos and some more photos. OK, I get it, you wanted to be a photographer but can’t you just write something for a change?
6. The world traveler.
All he does is just updating his current location and telling his Facebook friends how awesome his latest trip was.
7. The past blaster.
In most of the cases this Facebook friend is a girl. She tags a photo of you taken back in the days when you had a terrible haircut or when you were wearing bracelets.
8. The guy who thinks everyone’s an idiot except himself.
‘Seriously. Why are people such idiots.
Has anyone learned how to DRIVE in this city?’
Whining, whining and some more whining that’s all you can get from this friend my friend.
9. The guy who will add your friends even though he doesn’t know them.
You met him through a friend, added him. You had one mutual friend.
Now you have 26. One of them is your mom. – And he’s poking her.
10. The friends tycoon.
OK, this guy has more friends on Facebook than there are trees in a forest.
And that’s all folks. I truly hope you had lots of fun reading this article. And once again, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, and like this article if I’m right. Just keep on being awesome.
All the friends I failed to mention........
