Because it’s Friday and cause nothing will cheer you up more than reading funny quotes from 11-year-olds, read what follows:
Components of water:
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is
pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
Artificial insemination through the eyes of an 11-year-old:
"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
The process of breathing explained:
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
The difference between H2O and CO2 put in plain English:
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
Spot the odd one among blood vessels:
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
How dew is formed?
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
Confused student explains body parts:
"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."
What’s Vacuum?
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
Hilarious instructions:
"For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and
down to make Artificial Perspiration."
"For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady,
rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between
the knees of the nearest medical doctor."
Ever wondered where the alimentary canal is located?
"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."
What are tides?
"The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."
The Equator explained by an 11-year-old:
"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
It seems as contraception is just another long word…
"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."
When we talk about milk there must be a cow involved…
"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."
