Just because Ryan Lochte is an eleven-time Olympic medalist, America’s hottest swimmer and every girl’s imaginary boyfriend, we’ve decided to give a special treat to our lady readers and reveal Lochte’s deepest thoughts on women, romance and sex.
Turns out the 27-year-old has some quite interesting opinions related to love and romance.
The best possible way to pick up a woman is to wink at her.
Lochte wants to keep it simple when it comes to wooing women. According to the strategy, he shared in Women’s Health‘s July/August issue, the best way to pick up a lady is by winking at her: “[I] make eye contact. Some guys keep staring, but I’ll give a wink and come back later, because it keeps her thinking,” said Lochte.
“One-night stands” are the best.
Ryan’s mom revealed for TODAY.com that her lovely son was too busy for a steady girlfriend. “He goes out on one-night stands,” she told the national TV. “He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
What women want is a mystery.
Most men would agree with Lochte on this one, women are indeed mysterious. The superpower Lochte has ever wanted to have is reading women’s minds, something like Mel Gibson in What Women Want. Ryan revealed to Women’s Health that he gets a bit confused by the ladies because,”It’s impossible to know what they’re thinking.”
He says NO to being an absentee father.
Well, he may love one-night-stands, but it’s utterly different from being a father. He don’t want to be a bad daddy. “I just have this fear of not being there to be a part of my child’s life. And I don’t want to miss anything,” he told ESPN.com.
Women are evil.
And here comes the bittterness Lochte feels towards the opposite sex: “Is there decent girl out there who doesn’t lie?” he asked in an interview with ESPN. “They all lie. They’re all evil. I just want to meet someone who is real, who is honest … who wants to love me as a person.”
Wanna get more, check out this Ryan Lochte inspired Call Me Maybe parody.