Tag Archives: funny joke

Checkbook

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

Women have always had problems with money management. Here is a hilarious joke that proves the above said. Read and laugh: Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy’s checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at … Continue reading →

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If you can….

Posted on May 30, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be … Continue reading →

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Parrot Joke: Who’s the Boss?

Posted on May 20, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars”. “Why does the parrot cost so much,” … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked…

Posted on May 18, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

If you were ever doubtful about going to work naked read below and see why it’s worth doing it!! Here is a list of  top ten reasons to go to work naked… 10. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation … Continue reading →

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Joke: No ticket on Friday the 13th!

Posted on May 13, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he … Continue reading →

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The Three Types of Investors

Posted on May 10, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

Have you known that there are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards. 1. Those who don’t know anything: approx. 10% 2. Those who know a little: approx. 10% 3. Those who don’t realize they … Continue reading →

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Yeah, right!

Posted on May 9, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. For example, ”She is not unhappy” = “She is happy”. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is … Continue reading →

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Have you Ever Wondered Why…..

Posted on May 9, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why “abbreviated” is such a long word? Why doctors call what … Continue reading →

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Misunderstanding

Posted on May 5, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

Probably, you have all experienced being misunderstood at least once in your life. It’s like inviting your sexy neighbour over for a cup of coffee and s/he really just drinks the coffee and leaves. After I’ve read this joke, I … Continue reading →

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Legal vs Logical

Posted on May 3, 2011 by Emilija Spirkoska

After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I … Continue reading →

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